Proteinification: Pro-tein (proh-teen, if -fi-key-shuh n) verb. the act of strengthening with whey crisps any nourishing substance that is eaten, drunk, or other- wise taken into the body to increase protein content, positive nitrogen retention, increase metabolism, and build lean muscle mass.

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Protein, it's the key to packing on thick, slabs of muscle. Our Whey Crisps make it easy for you to add high quality whey protein isolate to almost any food imaginable. Turn an ordinary hamburger into a 70 grams of protein super burger. Make yourself protein bars that don't taste like shit. Make a yogurt with 40 grams of protein. Add it to your Frosted Flakes for a postworkout meal. Sprinkle it on your salad and turn it into a "Bodybuilders Salad". Look, if you want to grow, and I'm talking about serious growth, not this men's fitness bullshit, I'm talking about getting freakin' jacked, you're gonna have to start pounding down the protein. How much protein you ask? Well, it's gonna take 300 to 400 grams of protein a day, MINIMUM! How the hell are you gonna do that you say? Whey Crisps, that's how!!! Our Whey Crisps are your weapon for freaky growth and the secret to massive muscle gains.